By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, October 17, 2022—
As the leaves turn yellow and snow threatens every student, it’s also a great time for fun fall activities your friends will drag you into. Look for your friend’s sign to see what you might have to fake smiling.
(September 23 – October 22):
For a Libra, there’s nothing more fun than baking produce with friends for fall. Whether you’re gluten-free or not, your friend Libra will welcome you into their home to try their Pumpkin Spice Cinnamon Rolls and all of its iterations.
(October 23 – November 22):
Handcuff season has begun and this friend won’t wait for you to make a move and force you to go on double dates with him so he can find the perfect match for his couples costume.
(November 23 – December 21):
What better way to forget your worries than to go hiking to see the larches turn yellow? Make sure you have your hiking gear ready in case you get a call early in the morning.
(December 22 – January 19):
Beware of trivial pub nights, as this friend will drag you into all of them if he can. If they somehow get the answer wrong, they’ll just find a way to argue to convince everyone they’re right based on technicalities.
(January 20 – February 18):
With Halloween just around the corner, when you go to haunted houses or explore the abandoned house at the end of the road, you know an Aquarius will be there. So keep your eyes peeled for your friend’s BeReal and if you see him in a new condemned building this week, just know he’ll want to take you there later.
(February 19 – March 20):
Check your messages, a Pisces may have already messaged you about the new cafe in town and they’ll want to grab a hot chocolate even though a Chinook has brought the temperature down over 20s. They will also use this time to tell you about their latest impulse buy and their family drama.
(March 21 – April 20):
You might say that an Aries is aggressive and would like to carve pumpkins just for the sake of hollowing out the pumpkin and using sharp objects. In fact, this will be one of the most peaceful times for an Aries since this activity appeals to their inner child. That and they will be too focused on achieving the most detailed sculpt possible.
(April 21 – May 20):
As soon as the wind cools down a bit and the leaves start to fall, it’s a sign that your Taurus friends will choose warmth and comfort above all else. Most of their closet is already done for the upcoming fall and winter, so they’ll only want plans that involve being indoors.
(May 21 – June 21):
You might get a few invasive questions about your list of books to read from your Gemini friend, which will then prompt you to invite you to a book club. Be warned that they won’t actually read this book but will use this time to tell you all the gossip they heard during the week, but at least you get a book off your list.
(June 22 – July 22):
If you’re a scary cat, avoid your Cancer friend because he’ll force you to watch some of the scariest movies known to mankind. Even if they aren’t particularly brave themselves, the season calls for haunting characteristics, and they’ll want someone scarier than them.
(July 23 – August 21):
What is a corn maze if not a place to force others to hang out with you with no escape? A Leo will deliberately lose both of you so they can be the center of your attention.
(August 22 – September 22):
Their season may already be over, but a Virgo will continually showcase their best – that includes their courtship. They’ll want to rake up fallen leaves and keep a neat pile to the side to ensure they have the perfect pile of leaves to hop over and have a social media-worthy video. You may be lucky enough to join them or be assigned camera support.
This article is part of our Humor section.